{"id":735,"date":"2012-06-14T18:15:32","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T18:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/?p=735"},"modified":"2012-06-14T18:15:32","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T18:15:32","slug":"scratching-competition-whos-better-men-or-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":"SCRATCHING COMPETITION WHO\u2019S BETTER, MEN OR WOMEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>These days, the rate male and female folk\u2019s scratch their body (Private parts) in the public is very alarming. News making rounds indicate that the female folks especially in school, practice the \u201cscratch and win\u201d as its fondly called and pretend to be drawing down their low waist and skimpy wears.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCampus gist recently learnt that there is a serious war going on between the male and female folks on who scratches more than the other and who deserves to win the \u201cscratch and win\u201d competition.<\/p>\n<p>Evidently, words are usually thrown at each other by the warring parties and \u201cCampus Gist\u201d serves to your delight these atomic words.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaroke, Josie please pack that dirt after you must have finished scratching it out\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNnamdi, Abe o! make una no scratch out H.I.V from that una chamber wey Dick and Harry the always enter\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cD mag, Girls with their wahala, some of them don\u2019t even wash their pants, that\u2019s why they scratch as they jump from one man to another instead of jumping from one of their books to another as students they are.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIsabella, Girl carry go jor, Abeg no be all girls o! what of you guys wey the sagg with dirty shin wey una no dey wear inside? Wait until she is scratching the front side?<\/p>\n<p>An unanimous student who spoke with campus gist revealed that most of the girls are either suffering from one virus disease or the other and some times, because they wash their undies and put them on immediately after performing, they easily develop itching ties on their skin.<\/p>\n<p>The scratching thing usually is associated with female hairs as the dirts bring about a lot of itching and scratching. But this days, it has transfared to the down below due to the duties it performs regularly by accepting everything in the name of money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; These days, the rate male and female folk\u2019s scratch their body (Private parts) in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campus-gist"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","elegant-magazine-featured":"","elegant-magazine-medium":"","elegant-magazine-medium-small":"","elegant-magazine-thumbnail-small":""},"author_info":{"info":["Imo Trumpeta"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/?cat=19\" rel=\"category\">Campus Gist<\/a>","tag_info":"Campus Gist","comment_count":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":736,"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions\/736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.imotrumpeta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}