Imo Poly Students versus APGA

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Series of reports confirmed that students of Imo Polytechnic Umuagwo have sworn to devour every domestic animal and bird that comes across their abode.  The domestic animals and birds include cock (popularly referred to as APGA in solidarity to APGA political party that has cock as their symbol), turkey and even goat.  Umuagwo students mostly participate in this domestic hunting on weekends when they are less busy with academic activities.  The great Nigerian students of Imo Poly have different method of hunting their spree to keep the non members off from suspecting them or rising eye brow on their sacred hunting.  Using of corn, rice, beans and any other cash crop to catch their prey is the most common.  Whenever these APGA cabal see their desired prey, they threw it to it and as it draws close to get the food; rest in peace will become its name.  Another method of catching their prey is the one called satellite beam.  Satellite beam is the act of surrounding their prey and then drew nearer to catch it.  The last but not the least is hunting with stones and sticks but the likeability of their prey escaping is 75%.  The students also fashioned way preparing their captured goat.  This is done by scraping their hairs with shaving sticks instead of roasting it.  The students do this to play safe from the owners of the goat because its smell when roasted which would implicate them.  Na bad economy cause am oh!