Sweden Declares Sex As Official Sports

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.Confirmed Participants In The European Competition

.France, Spain, Britain, Germany

Earlier this week, news of a Swedish sex competition had taken the internet by storm. Reports suggested that the newly declared ‘sport’ would see extensive sessions that could go up to six hours daily and involve audience votes and competitive sexual exchanges. But as the story gained momentum, fact-checkers stepped in to clarify. While there is a slight kernel of truth to the claim – the proposal for a sex competition had been rejected in April this year.

The Swedish Federation of Sex had reportedly applied to become a member of the National Sports Confederation, with its chief Dragan Bractic batting for the now infamous competition. Earlier reports claimed that the European Sex Championship was going to start on 8 June and span over a period of six weeks. Participants would engage in sexual activities from 45 minutes to 1 hour daily, depending upon the duration of their matches.

The report claims that the audience will also influence the decision of the sex competitions and will notice several aspects of the sexual activity. The final decision on the winners will be arrived at after considering the factors like the chemistry between the couple, knowledge about sex, endurance level, etc.

The now debunked report also laid special emphasis on the participants’ knowledge of ‘Kamasutra’ – the Sanskrit scripture on sex and eroticism. Reportedly it would have played a role in the decision making, with participants get points on the basis of their knowledge regarding the knowledge of ‘Kamasutra.’

Social media has since been filled with diverse reactions from users with people supporting the move to remove the inhibitions related to sex while others expressed skepticism.

Confirmed Participants In The European Sex Championship 

Ann Joy (Finland), Selva Lapiedra (Spain), Sexy Lexy (Portugal), Monsieur Lorenzo Viota (France), Nek Sinner (Greece), Matthew Meier (Ukraine), Barbie Sins (Great Britain), Mister Riddle (Russia) and Sweet Mery (Croatia), Mugur (Romania) are the confirmed participants so far.

The rules of sex as a sport

For each competition, the SSF will set the most important criteria with points for each discipline. Participants will meet the requirements to receive points.

The 16 events of the European Sex Championship: Their rules and scoring

Seduction of a competitor/athlete: How fast a competitor/athlete can make another competitor/athlete feel attracted to him/her

Judge awards 5-10 points

 Massaging different parts of the body: feet, legs, buttocks, back, stomach, neck, back of the head, forehead, face is a part of the massage which is not connected with sexual organs. The massage lasts for a specified time.

Judge awards 5-10 points

Massage of erotic areas on the contestant’s body: The massage lasts for the specified time.

Judge awards 5-10 points

 Foreplay: How quickly and effectively can a competitor/athlete make another competitor/athlete satisfied with the foreplay and make them want to continue in the competition.

Judge awards 5-10 points

Oral sex: How fast can a competitor/athlete make another competitor/athlete satisfied and willing to continue in another competition at a higher level?

Judge awards 5-10 points

 Penetration: How fast can a competitor/athlete make another competitor/athlete satisfied with the penetration.

Judge awards 5-10 points

 Release: How long can a competitor/athlete show his/her endurance against another competitor/athlete and make the opponents satisfied with the effort of his/her specialty.

Judge awards 5-10 points

Appearance or organs: A competitor/athlete will be judged and scored on his/her appearance and the appearance of his/her sexual organs.

Judge awards 5-10 points

 Artistic performance of pose/stance: This is one of the sport disciplines in which each competitor/athlete is judged individually, although they compete together with the aim of achieving a score that can take them to the next level.

Judge awards 5-10 points

Creativity in changing pose/stance: This is also one of the sport disciplines in which each competitor/athlete is judged individually, although they compete together.

Judge awards 5-10 points

Endurance and number of orgasms during a specified time: Competitors must show endurance. The opponents must be able to have one or more orgasms.

Judge awards 5-10 points

Artistic execution of different competing partners and alternation of poses: The competitors in this category have the task to demonstrate together their knowledge/willingness to cooperate.

Judge awards 5-10 points

Raising blood pressure and heart rate through the actions of a partner.

Judge awards 5-10 points

 The use of the Kama Sutra.

Judge awards 5-10 points

The most artistic intercourse according to jury and audience: This is an overall evaluation of artistically performed sexual intercourse by contestants who have passed the 14 previous levels of the competition.

Judge awards 5-10 points

The couple that has been the most involved overall during the competition, as well as the most artistic according to the Kama Sutra and the most popular with the jury and the audience.

In this last test competitors can score 10 to 20 points and in some cases double or triple points if the audience votes the competitor as an extremely good athlete.